RIDICULOUS OBJECTS THEY'VE TURNED INTO POKEMON

Incomplete, for obvious reasons
  1. Play-Doh
  2. A lawnmower
  3. The English alphabet
  4. A wad of chewed-up bubble gum?
  5. Just a fucking sword
  6. Blackface
    They eventually turned her purple to avoid controversy, but THE INTERNET REMEMBERS!
  7. A penis
  8. And old-timey magnet
  9. Eggs
  10. A pineapple
  11. A washing machine
  12. Valentine's Day card
  13. A sarcophagus
  14. Gears
  15. A fan
  16. A chandelier
  17. Sperm???
  18. A refrigerator
  19. Ice cream
  20. A toaster
  21. A Freudian nightmare