SONGS I SHOULD HAVE HAD SEX TO BY NOW (BUT, SURPRISINGLY, HAVE NOT)➕

  1. Rock Lobster- The B-52s
  2. More Than a Feeling- Boston
  3. Anything by Magnetic Fields
  4. A random track from a standup comedy album that's come up on shuffle by accident
  5. The Banana Boat Song- Harry Belafonte
    This has actually probably happened
  6. Raining Blood- Slayer
    If you start playing air guitar during sex is it over?
  7. Killer Tofu- The Beets
  8. The 74 Pixies songs that aren't "Hey" and "Gigantic"
  9. A Weird Al parody of any of the above
  10. A Kidz Bop cover to any song I would actually want to have sex too
    Thank you preschool
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt
  11. This American Life
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt