THINGS YOU CAN BUY AT CHELSEA MARKET

For those that don't live in New York, Chelsea Market is basically what would happen if Times Square was indoors and you had to be rich to go there. It's across the street from the Google building (which is also where I went to acting school- any Atlantic alumni out there?) but I haven't been there much since graduating. Here's what I found:
  1. Espresso salt
  2. Cinnamon Pear Balsamic Vinegar
  3. Caprese Salad Frozen Yogurt
    I don't want to know
  4. Vegan Sushi
    The most boring item on this list
  5. A full lobster dinner served on a paper plate
    Because if you're only going to pay $35 for a lobster it's basically street food, right?
  6. This thing that's TOTALLY NOT A BONG
    My best guess is that it's for oil and vinegar but I can't imagine myself buying it without giggling.
  7. Garlic Dip Frozen Yogurt
    NONONONONONONONONONO
  8. Chocolate Ravioli
    This is actually pretty delicious
  9. 5 brownies' worth of free brown samples
    Technically disqualified because you don't have to pay for them