1. "Cool! I have this great idea.."
    So do a billion other people! Including us!
  2. "I have X problem with my phone/app, can you take a look?"
    We get enough requests from our families for tech support!
  3. "What apps have you made?... Never heard of them"
    We don't all work for Facebook or Google!
  4. "My contracts about to run out what phone should I get?
    App developer, not phone salesman! But if you're on Android a Nexus device ;) iOS just take your pick!