Share a Coke with...
  1. Your crazy-ass ex!
  2. Your boss who you spend all of your daily energy being fake nice to!
  3. The homeless lady who threatened to kill you with their psychic powers because she refused to accept your handful of pennies, even though it was literally all you had on you at the time!
  4. Your neighbor who takes up too much of the curb with their butt-ugly PT cruiser.