First Few Purchases if I Won the Lottery

  1. new socks
  2. a shit ton of underwear
    so I don't have to do the laundry so often and stop wearing bikinis as underwear, just because I have no clean pairs of underwear left
  3. one of those expensive scented candles
  4. a hat
    one that screams "I just won the lottery, dude!"
  5. flowers for my mother
    I'm adorable, I know.