1. What's your favorite color?
  2. How much do you love America?
  3. How much do you hate Obama, oops, we meant Obamacare?
  4. How will you make America strong again?
  5. Can you tell us about your personal relationship with God?
  6. Can you describe how much you love your wife?
  7. What's your favorite beer?
  8. Have you ever shot a gun?
  9. How many troops will you send to Syria to "liberate" the people there from ISIL and from Assad, at the same time?
  10. How soon can you cut off federal funds for poor women to stop killing their babies through family planning?
  11. Do you like hot dogs?
  12. Do you have permission from Bruce Springsteen to use his song? Whoops, sorry, that one had been struck off the "pre-approved" questions list.