1. 1 drink: bye Felicia.*
    I think saying bye Felicia is vintage now. I love it.
  2. 2 drinks: you cute. You nice. Let's give this date a chance.
  3. 3 drinks: I actually am having a really good time.
  4. 4 drinks: this is going to end up a sex date even if I didn't mean for it to be.
    Not necessarily sex sex, but at least sex adjacent
  5. 5 drinks: yo, get a hold of yourself.
  6. No drinks: you so brave and I want to be you.
  7. **1 drink amendment: took a Xanax before, need to chill with a coke and stay outa trouble.