BEST COMPLIMENTS I'VE EVER RECEIVED

  1. "Oh my god. Are you kidding? You're so tiny. You weigh nothing"
    Abroad in Dublin, was on steady diet of adderall, cheap wine, and off brand Icelandic yogurt. Arrived late to a St. Patrick's Day party where everyone was already wasted. Walked in and my friend Stuart picked me up. I said, "No I'm heavy, to which he replied...
  2. "This playlist is amazing. It's like what I listen to."
    At my birthday party a few years ago, I made the playlist. My friend's hipster boyfriend was having a great time and came over to say...
  3. "Yes, I know who you are! You're auntie Ma-an-da!"
    This morning, over FaceTime, I asked my 3 year old nephew if he knew who I was. He affirmed that he did with...