1. "Oh my god. Are you kidding? You're so tiny. You weigh nothing"
    Abroad in Dublin, was on steady diet of adderall, cheap wine, and off brand Icelandic yogurt. Arrived late to a St. Patrick's Day party where everyone was already wasted. Walked in and my friend Stuart picked me up. I said, "No I'm heavy, to which he replied...
  2. "This playlist is amazing. It's like what I listen to."
    At my birthday party a few years ago, I made the playlist. My friend's hipster boyfriend was having a great time and came over to say...
  3. "Yes, I know who you are! You're auntie Ma-an-da!"
    This morning, over FaceTime, I asked my 3 year old nephew if he knew who I was. He affirmed that he did with...