CHILL AND OR VAGUE DRUNK TEXTS

Full disclosure I am basically too controlled to drunk text and have done it like twice, but the following seem cool:
  1. •
    "Sup playa. R u out lol?"
  2. •
    "➖"
  3. •
    "Honestly, I'm bored. Want to hang? Don't read into this. I am not obsessed with you"
  4. •
    "💯😘💏💩"
  5. •
    ?
  6. •
    "Hi"
  7. •
    "I hate my friends and the world so i am texting you."
  8. •
    "I could be dtf, but I don't have to be. Are you? Honestly feeling meh"
  9. •
    "It's either you or sautéed kale bro"
  10. •
    🍌
  11. •
    🍆
  12. •
    🌽
  13. •
    "I have tons of other suitors but I don't want them to see me in these pajamas and I don't care about you. Down? X"
  14. •
    "Who's number is this?"
  15. •
    "Was just self-harming if you want to swing by."
  16. •
    "Wanta do stuff to me while I read short stories?"
  17. •
    "I WANT you to come over. The Internet is down and I need help."