GREAT WAYS TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL BAD INSTANTLY
Hey, don't do this stuff!
- •Tell them they were your 3rd choice pick to bring to a party
- •Say their outfit "isn't your favorite"
- •Respond "hi" to a really enthusiastic enigmatic textIf they write "I miss you," "hi" will break their heart!
- •Ask them about current events you're sure they won't be aware have occurred
- •Say you "love" their enemy. Don't acknowledge that you know this person is their enemy.Talk about their enemy's work with real conviction. Damn "your enemy is doing such great stuff."
- •Generally ignore them
- •While talking to them at a party, look around the room for someone better to chat with
- •Let them see as you passive aggressively X out of your G-chat convo without responding to their last messageBest done at work!
- •Tell them they were your fifth choice pick to bring to a party
- •Don't thank them for a gift
- •Instagram a photo of yourself with a group of people they definitely know and should be a part of
- •Mention books you know they haven't read and imply that anyone who hasn't read them is a complete moron.Movies work too. Books are more powerful tho.
- •Retweet their tweet and then delete an hour late, after you've had some time to sit with it.
- •K, this should do the trick!Hurt my own feelings writing this list. It's proven to work.