GREAT WAYS TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL BAD INSTANTLY
Hey, don't do this stuff!
- 1.Tell them they were your 3rd choice pick to bring to a party
- 2.Say their outfit "isn't your favorite"
- 3.Respond "hi" to a really enthusiastic enigmatic textIf they write "I miss you," "hi" will break their heart!
- 4.Ask them about current events you're sure they won't be aware have occurred
- 5.Say you "love" their enemy. Don't acknowledge that you know this person is their enemy.Talk about their enemy's work with real conviction. Damn "your enemy is doing such great stuff."
- 6.Generally ignore them
- 7.While talking to them at a party, look around the room for someone better to chat with
- 8.Let them see as you passive aggressively X out of your G-chat convo without responding to their last messageBest done at work!
- 9.Tell them they were your fifth choice pick to bring to a party
- 10.Don't thank them for a gift
- 11.Instagram a photo of yourself with a group of people they definitely know and should be a part of
- 12.Mention books you know they haven't read and imply that anyone who hasn't read them is a complete moron.Movies work too. Books are more powerful tho.
- 13.Retweet their tweet and then delete an hour late, after you've had some time to sit with it.
- 14.K, this should do the trick!Hurt my own feelings writing this list. It's proven to work.