I AM IN THE WINDOW SEAT

  1. I have already peed twice
  2. I need to pee a third time
  3. I cannot concentrate on anything until I pee again
  4. I cannot ask these people to move because of shame and guilt and
  5. I have listened to three Great Debates episodes in a row
  6. I may listen to them for the rest of the flight to distract from the peeing problem
  7. What do I do guys?
  8. I think I am just not peeing so I have an excuse: discomfort, to avoid doing work. Self sabotage via bladder pain.
  9. Was this a good list?
  10. What should I do?