1. You are really not that special.
    I know you know. But isn't that freeing? You don't have to do the most special things!
  2. Whatever you write doesn't have to be revolutionary. You just have to do it.
  3. You can't blame your parents for everything, but can and should blame them for a few things. You can blame them and try to move on.
  4. Horizontal stripes are sometimes okay
  5. It's okay if you want to stay in, at home, most of the time.
  6. You don't need a new dress to have fun at a fancy party.
    Really trying to believe this.
  7. You can't throw a party to impress someone. You won't have fun.
  8. You can train your bladder.
    I don't believe this.
  9. You don't have to wash your hair after you work out. You can just wet it.
  10. "Avocados contain healthy fat"
  11. It's okay if you keep buying updated versions of the same clothes over and over again. It means you have a style.
  12. If you google the problem with your computer, you can probably find a solution.