LISTAPP ACCORDING TO A HIGH SCHOOL MEAN GIRL

  1. "Always a trending, never a featured"
  2. Honestly I invented (invited) her
  3. She's not real popular. She's just, like Listapp popular.
  4. She thinks like every idea she has is sooo interesting and worth a list. Like, no one cares if you had a weird day. My dog says stuff too.
  5. I'm sorry did I miss the memo when emo got cool again? Last I checked Live Journal was for losers.
  6. I can't believe he relisted her list. It was so lame.
  7. Subtext (was my list weird? Why is everyone sharing their feelings? I don't want to! I am all alone)