LISTS I WILL NOT MAKE
Thoughts I've had, but nooooooooo way
- •List app celebritiesPeople who are celebrities, but only on this app. Too much commentary, nobody cares. (But we all we discuss in private, obvi)
- •Things my sister told me when I was too young to hear themPoor me! No,no, I'm just saving the material.
- •Men/ boys I've beddedAre you insane? Not on brand. Don't make this list, guys. Only make this list if you are Old Hollywood as hell.
- •Dogs I've beddedOn brand, but haven't bedded any dogs yet!
- •Dating advice from my momCn't share my secrets. Also, it's all terrible and don't want to fuck you guys up. I care!!!
- •People I secretly hope don't get on here anytime soon!No, jk! I love everyone! 😁😳😜