LOOKING FOR LAST MINUTE DATE TO A FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WEEKEND IN PALM SPRINGS
Please call me if:
- 1.You are looking to fall in love for 48 hoursMAYBE MORE
- 2.You think I will enjoy your company
- 3.You are funny
- 4.You ARE a mammal
- 5.You want to role play the LA Mad Men episode from season 1The one where Don parties in this house. This is honestly the main thing.
- 6.You want to finish a draft of what I'm working on OR just tell me it's perfect and that I'm a goddess
- 7.You will say nothing about the lace "coat" I plan on wearing over everything all weekend.If I say I'm Jemima Kirke, then I'm Jemima Kirke.
- 8.You will come home early from the bar with me.
- 9.You will decide not to go to the bar at all with meIs there a bar? I never been to PS before. Can you believe it?
- 10.You REALLY swear you are a mammal and not an amphibian or reptileOr a dinosaur (and don't mean slang for old. Old is fine. T-Rex is not fine)
- 11.You wanta be taken care of?I can do stuff too
- 12.You wanta speed all the way there like Ryan Gosling in Drive.But no killing anyone by stepping on their head in an elevator! Promise?
- 13.You are good at snacks, just in general.
- 15.PS: how long do apples stay good for? This is just regarding the only apple in my home and whether or not I can eat it.