LOOKING FOR LAST MINUTE DATE TO A FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WEEKEND IN PALM SPRINGS
Please call me if:
- •You are looking to fall in love for 48 hoursMAYBE MORE
- •You think I will enjoy your company
- •You are funny
- •You ARE a mammal
- •You want to role play the LA Mad Men episode from season 1The one where Don parties in this house. This is honestly the main thing.
- •You want to finish a draft of what I'm working on OR just tell me it's perfect and that I'm a goddess
- •You will say nothing about the lace "coat" I plan on wearing over everything all weekend.If I say I'm Jemima Kirke, then I'm Jemima Kirke.
- •You will come home early from the bar with me.
- •You will decide not to go to the bar at all with meIs there a bar? I never been to PS before. Can you believe it?
- •You REALLY swear you are a mammal and not an amphibian or reptileOr a dinosaur (and don't mean slang for old. Old is fine. T-Rex is not fine)
- •You wanta be taken care of?I can do stuff too
- •You wanta speed all the way there like Ryan Gosling in Drive.But no killing anyone by stepping on their head in an elevator! Promise?
- •You are good at snacks, just in general.
- •PS: how long do apples stay good for? This is just regarding the only apple in my home and whether or not I can eat it.