A follow up to my previous list "excuses to not to wear this dress to a wedding." This is the most narcissistic activity on earth. @stamos pls enjoy
  1. Looking cool with my sister in the boudoir
  2. With my dad and my sister, trying to be cute
    I took all the crinoline out of my dress and nobody knew!
  3. With my date
    I was literally seated next to a baby as my plus one. It was kinda dope. I fed him.
  4. After my date and I had a fight
  5. Here, with my sister, tryna be normal, but being too drunk to look at the camera
  6. With my friend, I mostly hung out with kids my own age
  7. Part 2 with dad, but tryna look better than the first time. Doin' some thing with my hip.
  8. End of the night selfie, tryna be sexy and shit, but dress is basically broken
  9. In the boudoir, before the wedding, everyone complained that the top of my dress was too big. I think it made me look skinny and amazing. The maid of honors' mother sowed it to my body. Looked better b4.
  10. PS we had to get French manicures
  11. I cried at the wedding, but not during the ceremony and for reasons having nothing to do with the new marriage.
    Call me for deets.
  12. Despite everything, I'm still me. 🙋🏼
    And I'm brave enough to put this photo here.
  13. Anyhow, I wore the dress because when push comes to shove, I'm basically a good person.
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