PLANS

I'm getting back into it this week.
  1. 1.
    Do a Wild.
    With my hair down.
  2. 2.
    Be my best self.
    Duh
  3. 3.
    Be invited to teach as an adjunct Professor at Kenyon College for a semester.
    Live there in a house with my husband. Teach a course on the literature of New York City. Syllabus: John Cheever, Edith Wharton, Henry James, Mary McCarthy etc. I invite my students over for dinner and we get drunk while doing a dramatic reading of the Gossip Girl pilot.
  4. 4.
    Be asked to guest star on a show as a therapist, a la Bob Balaban on Girls.
  5. 5.
    Love everything in my closet. Everything is my taste and something I would be happy to wear.
  6. 6.
    Use the word "rumpus"
  7. 7.
    Do these plans.