THINGS I'LL BE PREPARED FOR WHEN THEY INEVITABLY HAPPEN TO ME
You guys are gonna miss me when I go back to work. Xo
- 1.Getting Botox
- 2.Wining an OscarCategory unimportant, but one of the biggies
- 3.Winning a Nobel Prize
- 4.My book becoming an instant New York Times Best Seller
- 5.Two men fighting over me to propose with giant diamondsOne tries to stop the wedding, before my good friend talks him down and out of it
- 6.A New Yorker Profile on me
- 7.Being #1 on Maxim's hot 100 listPublicly, I'll take issue with the concept. Privately I will be happy.
- 8.Being one of People's Most beautiful peopleFor both my hotness AND my beautiful personality gifts
- 9.Being asked to go to space because I'm such a pillar of society
- 10.All of the profiles on me after going to space.
- 11.France offering me dual citizenship cause they love my vibe so much.
- 12.That's a good start