THINGS I'LL BE PREPARED FOR WHEN THEY INEVITABLY HAPPEN TO ME
You guys are gonna miss me when I go back to work. Xo
- •Getting Botox
- •Wining an OscarCategory unimportant, but one of the biggies
- •Winning a Nobel Prize
- •My book becoming an instant New York Times Best Seller
- •Two men fighting over me to propose with giant diamondsOne tries to stop the wedding, before my good friend talks him down and out of it
- •A New Yorker Profile on me
- •Being #1 on Maxim's hot 100 listPublicly, I'll take issue with the concept. Privately I will be happy.
- •Being one of People's Most beautiful peopleFor both my hotness AND my beautiful personality gifts
- •Being asked to go to space because I'm such a pillar of society
- •All of the profiles on me after going to space.
- •France offering me dual citizenship cause they love my vibe so much.
- •That's a good start