THINGS XANAX HELPS WITH

This going away when we go public
  1. 1.
    Flight anxiety
  2. 2.
    Stress headaches
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    Occasional Insomnia
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    Hangovers
  5. 5.
    Feeling full
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    Thinking you look uggo in a dress
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    Being afraid to go to a party alone
    Although, as previously listed, I love doing this.
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    Being scared after waking up after a bad dream
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    Helping you deal with your emotions in a constructive way (NOT)
  10. 10.
    Guilt after spending too much money
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    Allowing you to sit down and enjoy a book without being nervous about 8 million other things
    This is actually a great use
  12. 12.
    Enabling you to write lists willy nilly
    There are two types of listers. Willy nilly like me, and deliberate as hell and amazing like @chris
  13. 13.
    Calming down after seeing how well your x is doing via the Internet
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    Allowing you to sit down and finish what you're working on without exploding
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    General self hatred
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    Improving your social media brand and presence (NOT)