TRAVEL ANXIETIES FROM A VERY NORMAL PERSON
What's one more anxiety list on this app?
- •Plane fly, obviously.Usually not. But I've been farely anxiety free for the past couple of days and I've gotta put those nerves somewhere!
- •You don't make the plane.You don't leave on time because you are a terrible human and never do anything right.
- •You left your wallet at home and cannot check in for your flight.
- •You didn't book the right flight. You booked your ticket to fly yesterday.
- •Worse: you hallucinated booking your entire trip.
- •You make it! Security finds a tiny trace of a drug, left over from college, in your bag. You are immediately arrested.
- •Sitting next to insane and or literally giant maniacs on plane. Also smellies or crazy talkers.
- •Being paged at the gate. You are being kicked off the flight for being a terrible person. You are immediately arrested
- •You have no Xanax.
- •You are not in the aisle and crazy giant maniac will judge you for peeing so often and finally decide not to move from their seat.
- •If there is a Lost style situation, there is no one good on your flight.
- •You're not the hottest person on your flight. You are immediately a arrested.
- •You land! They loose your bag. There is no chance you're getting it back.
- •You get your bag! But that special birthday bourbon you bought for your dad's birthday spilled over all your clothes, even though you put it in a special compartment and packed it so well.
- •Okay! Safe flight for me.xo.