TRAVEL ANXIETIES FROM A VERY NORMAL PERSON
What's one more anxiety list on this app?
- 1.Plane fly, obviously.Usually not. But I've been farely anxiety free for the past couple of days and I've gotta put those nerves somewhere!
- 2.You don't make the plane.You don't leave on time because you are a terrible human and never do anything right.
- 3.You left your wallet at home and cannot check in for your flight.
- 4.You didn't book the right flight. You booked your ticket to fly yesterday.
- 5.Worse: you hallucinated booking your entire trip.
- 6.You make it! Security finds a tiny trace of a drug, left over from college, in your bag. You are immediately arrested.
- 7.Sitting next to insane and or literally giant maniacs on plane. Also smellies or crazy talkers.
- 8.Being paged at the gate. You are being kicked off the flight for being a terrible person. You are immediately arrested
- 9.You have no Xanax.
- 10.You are not in the aisle and crazy giant maniac will judge you for peeing so often and finally decide not to move from their seat.
- 11.If there is a Lost style situation, there is no one good on your flight.
- 12.You're not the hottest person on your flight. You are immediately a arrested.
- 13.You land! They loose your bag. There is no chance you're getting it back.
- 14.You get your bag! But that special birthday bourbon you bought for your dad's birthday spilled over all your clothes, even though you put it in a special compartment and packed it so well.
- 15.Okay! Safe flight for me.xo.