TYPES OF GIRLS YOU FIND AT SLUMBER PARTIES
I can't imagine that much has changed, but I'm sure there's more texting boys now. (Youngies on this app, chime in)
- •The "Stop talking!!! You guys are SO immature! And I can't sleep!" girlThe worst girl. We all feel slightly jealous because she seems to have it together. She now makes you feel bad for getting a second drink at dinner on a week night.
- •The fall asleep right away girl
- •The "Let's put toothpaste in sleeping-girl's bracelet and then draw stuff on her face!" girl
- •The serious bed time regiment face washing, and retainer wearing girl. She is basically unrecognizable at night.
- •The "Let's keep playing truth or dare!" girlWe have no cool secrets. We are babies
- •The "I'm hanging out with the host's older sister" girl
- •The "why don't we just kiss?!" girlNot necessarily lesbian at all, just way more developed and horny than the rest of us.
- •The giggle at nonsense all night; and get yelled at by parents because "it's just TOO late now! go to bed" girl(s)Me and @hillary
- •The go-home in middle of night girl