1. Honesty
  2. A lie but with real closure
    A lie that lessons the blow but that nonetheless lets the person know it's over
  3. The peter out
    Slowly text less and less and lie about being busy till they get it.
  4. Radio silence.
  5. Callous Idiocy
    Once I didn't know how I was feeling so I leaned in for a kiss in a public bar and she denied it and then things were pretty cleared up
    Suggested by @Adam
  6. Terrible vague text message suggesting an end
  7. The drunk fight
    Too big of a fight to come back from after too short a relationship