WHY YOU SHOULD ONLY HAVE 2 DRINKS AT A PARTY
Do as I list and not as I do.
- •You will be yourself.You're a little bit lubricated and can have fun conversations, but basically you are you. You can meet people you like and may even want to know in real post party life.
- •If someone asks you to get a drink, you will only have had 3 drinksSo you won't be over the edge.
- •If you're into someone at the party, you can act cool and keep your wits about you. You won't get desperate and start thinking, "whyyyy hasn't he asked for my number yet? I mean we shared a piece of cake!"
- •If it turns into a dance party, you can take a shot and get on that level.If you're someone who takes shots of course.
- •You'll leave at a normal time and won't feel the need to stay late and party for the hell of it.
- •You won't embarrass yourself or make bad choices.
- •You'll play to the top of your intelligence in conversations and won't spew bullshit all night long.
- •You won't do a tight ten about the host's weird art.
- •You won't Instagram or put nonsense on the Internet .Lowest stakes reason
- •You won't decide you NEED to smoke cigarettes
- •You won't lose anything.
- •You will feel fine the next morning.