YOU HAVE NO CHILL IF:
I just can't fuck with this
- 1.You pretend to have never met someone you've obviously met before
- 2.You don't respond to emails to be cool
- 3.You withhold "likes" to be cool
- 4.You make a huge effort not to say hi to someone you know in a public placeI don't want to talk to that rando either. They're the worst, but just be normal and wave, like a human.
- 5.You won't date someone if you think their "crew" isn't cool enough
- 6.You'll only date people from certain "crews"What is this? West Side Story?
- 7.You think trying hard, being ambitious, or being involved is thirsty
- 8.You think social media is lame and or thirstyYeah duh, but it's also fun and a part of our modern life. Maybe this is just an insecurity thing because I think it's lame and yet i'm so involved. But we all do it, so shut up if you're not savvy
- 9.You judge someone for getting another drink at dinner
- 10.You think you're above therapyNot for everyone, but a lot of people need it.
- 11.You complain about not having a job, but aren't really trying to get one
- 12.You judge people for dipping into the bread basketThey're not forcing carbs down your throat. Let them live
- 13.You're a rich kid who can only be friends with other rich kids