YOU HAVE NO CHILL IF:
I just can't fuck with this
- •You pretend to have never met someone you've obviously met before
- •You don't respond to emails to be cool
- •You withhold "likes" to be cool
- •You make a huge effort not to say hi to someone you know in a public placeI don't want to talk to that rando either. They're the worst, but just be normal and wave, like a human.
- •You won't date someone if you think their "crew" isn't cool enough
- •You'll only date people from certain "crews"What is this? West Side Story?
- •You think trying hard, being ambitious, or being involved is thirsty
- •You think social media is lame and or thirstyYeah duh, but it's also fun and a part of our modern life. Maybe this is just an insecurity thing because I think it's lame and yet i'm so involved. But we all do it, so shut up if you're not savvy
- •You judge someone for getting another drink at dinner
- •You think you're above therapyNot for everyone, but a lot of people need it.
- •You complain about not having a job, but aren't really trying to get one
- •You judge people for dipping into the bread basketThey're not forcing carbs down your throat. Let them live
- •You're a rich kid who can only be friends with other rich kids