YOUR MOTHER HATES WHEN YOU BUY/ WEAR:

Different than being a man repeller. Mom likes fashion, hates body-hiding
  1. Giant man sweaters
  2. Peasant blouses
  3. Bag dresses
  4. Long bag dresses
  5. Caftans
  6. Actual Potato sacks
  7. Oversized shirts
  8. Boyfriend jeans
  9. Oversized trench
  10. Full volume skirt
  11. Horizontal stripes
  12. Loose cut off denim shorts.
    Those are for working in the yard
  13. Anything that comes pre-ripped
    Suggested by   @carlyewisel