LIST OF FANTASY BOYFRIENDS (DEAD & ALIVE)

Never met you but we should probably get married
  1. Leonard Cohen
    Writes lines like,'Remember when I moved in you and the holy dove was moving too, and every breath we drew was, "Hallelujah.' But also because he once lived in a cave on the Greek island of Hydra and is a damn sexy Jew.
  2. Jeff Goldblum
    So weird & so hot.
  3. Peter Beard
  4. Paul Newman
    Hottest Jew ever. Also a nice husband & a philanthropist.
  5. Viggo Mortensen
    Why so manly, Viggo?
  6. Ayrton Senna
    I know nothing about Ayrton Senna other than what was in the doc about him (Senna) but that was enough. A beautiful national hero that died too young aka before we could meet.
  7. Idris Elba
  8. Paul Rudd
  9. Bruce Springsteen
    Was introduced to him once backstage during a completely random event and his charisma was off the charts.