REASONS LAST NIGHT'S DATE WAS TERRIBLE

  1. It was at a tea house collective.
  2. We had to do our own dishes before we left.
  3. They served zero alcohol.
  4. It was cold. Like, really cold.
  5. The only place to sit was a cold cement floor covered in dirty rugs.
  6. It was $10 per person 'for all the tea you can drink!'
  7. My date enjoyed it.