REASONS LAST NIGHT'S DATE WAS TERRIBLE
- •It was at a tea house collective.
- •We had to do our own dishes before we left.
- •They served zero alcohol.
- •It was cold. Like, really cold.
- •The only place to sit was a cold cement floor covered in dirty rugs.
- •It was $10 per person 'for all the tea you can drink!'
- •My date enjoyed it.