THINGS I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
This makes me sound like a grouch. Maybe I am. Join me!
- •Women who are Republicans.Huh?
- •Wanting to board the plane early.You want to be on it longer? Why?
- •People who say that they forgot to eat.This has literally never happened to me.
- •Not liking animals.What? That doesn't make sense. Who are you? Have you met an animal?
- •Standing in line for brunch.Make a reservation or go someplace that serves lunch, which is what you are eating anyway due to that line. NB: there are a few, totally arbitrary exceptions to this rule.
- •Being very enthusiastic about CrossFitSuggested by @lgw