Characters I Predict Will Be in the New Chuck Lorre Pot Dispensary Sitcom

  1. White dude with dreadlocks
  2. Hot mom just trying to get by aka Nancy Botwin
  3. Cheech and/or Chong (names changed)
  4. Harold and/or Kumar (names also changed)
  5. Disapproving grandparent who eventually smokes for first time, eats snacks, has mind blown
  6. Lily Tomlin's character from Grace and Frankie
  7. Hot girls who love pot and will sleep with you for pot retrieving purposes
  8. Scientists... No wait that's Big Bang Theory
  9. A talking dog.
  10. Pot Doctor love interest
  11. Sassy but wise cancer patient who never dies
  12. Charlie Sheen as himself