Questions All Women Have Asked at One Point in Time
Inane and possibly pertinent
- •Can you break your vagina? If so, is mine broken?Things got weird and now something feels different.
- •What's that smell?The line between what's normal and what's not so normal is oh so blurry
- •Can you laser off nipple hair or will that affect my ability to breast feed?
- •Do I have to wear a bra or can I get away without it?Swing low, sweet chariot?
- •I went to a public water park today. On a scale of one to ten, how likely am I to contract a strange disease?Because on one of the slides the water went all the way up everywhere and now I'm worried.
- •How many dating apps is too many dating apps?I'm on three but I only use two but also I'm obsessed ahhhhh validate me
- •Are you there Buddha? It's me, Mishki.What's the actual deal with karma?
- •Should I get a cat?My landlord said no but I'm feeling sneaky
- •Rice cakes are healthy, right? How about if I slather them in Nutella?Zero carbs, zero Cals.