Menial Tasks I Deem "Medal Worthy" 🏅

I'm lazy af sometimes. (Mmkay, a lot of times)
  1. Washing your hair and blow drying/styling it right after
    Who's got all that time and energy? Or self-respect?
  2. Traveling to the west side for dinner and drinking responsibly so you can still drive yourself home.
    Seriously, where's my medal? (#LAproblems)
  3. Going to a baby shower. Or a bridal shower.
    😤😤😤
  4. Doing laundry and folding/putting it away in the same day
    These are separate tasks. Each worthy of a medal.
  5. Going to the screening of your friend's new short. Or web-series. Or improv show.
    No ever really wants to go, amiright? Or maybe I'm just a horrible person.
  6. Not buying Twix during self-check out
    I feel like they're always on sale for $1 and that gold shiny package.. 😍🍫🙅🏻
  7. Signing up for an exercise class and actually going
    This really wouldn't be an issue if I could just stop having the "best idea ever!" while out drinking late at night and signing up on my phone for early classes the next morning.
  8. Putting on sunscreen before leaving the house.
    Being SPF aware, and not just because you're a redhead, is a true sign of adulthood.
  9. Not having sex on the first date
    Medal for self-restraint!
  10. Having sex on the first date
    Yolo! 🏆
  11. Anything car related. Oil change, car wash, repairs, even just stopping for gas and not being late to wherever you're heading, deserves a medal in my book.
  12. Using my WaterRower each and every day
    I paid big 💵💵💵 for it; I should use it!
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  13. Washing the dishes that can't go in the dishwasher
    Suggested by   @thecomicswife
  14. Taking my vitamins and supplements
    Why is this so hard for me to do?
    Suggested by   @jannychan
  15. Cleaning out the fridge
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  16. Shaving my legs
    Suggested by   @juliekeil
  17. Plucking my eyebrows.
    Suggested by   @teamgivan
  18. Not using my phone before going to sleep
    Look at me! I'm reading a book made of paper! No blue light for me!
    Suggested by   @jakebrandman
  19. Turning Netflix off before another episode of Grey's Anatomy starts.
    Suggested by   @michelleanne
  20. Balancing my checkbook
    Am I the only person on earth doing this still??
    Suggested by   @sjc17805
  21. Flossing
    I know I should do it more often but come on...isn't twice a year at the dentist enough?
    Suggested by   @mallymal43