Odds Are High I Will Find You Attractive If...

Inspired by @zoe and @emjuko
  1. 1.
    You can rock a backwards hat
    So deep. I know.
  2. 2.
    Has to send another text to fix their/they're/there if accidentally misused.
  3. 3.
    Hates the same people I hate
  4. 4.
    Shelves upon shelves of books in your home
  5. 5.
    Understands and appreciates the sacrality of Sunday during football season.
  6. 6.
    Can drive a stick
  7. 7.
    Can pick me up like I'm a feather.
  8. 8.
    Insanely good at your chosen profession
  9. 9.
    Eats like Tarzan.
    I love dining with someone who eats more than me. For once, I feel so girly.
  10. 10.
    Wears Jean Paul Gaultier cologne
    This dates back to my high school crush. I still find it panty-dropping intoxicating.
  11. 11.
    Can grow a grizzly beard.
  12. 12.
    Funny as fuck
  13. 13.
    Patient and kind with my parents, even when I struggle.