Top 10 Ron Swanson Quotes
In honor of my spirt animal and the series finale of Parks and Rec.
- •I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark haired women and breakfast food.I pretend he's talking to me in this one. ❤️
- •When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them the wrong name, to let them know I don't really care about them.Some stone cold bad ass shit.
- •Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill somethingI'll follow up with another quote: "Fishing is for sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.
- •(Looking at a salad) There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
- •I can't go because I don't want to.Booya with a solid dose of truth 👊
- •Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.
- •Honor: if you need it defined, you don't have it.
- •You had me at meat tornado
- •(On bowling) straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
- •I'll have the #8 (Waiter: That's a party platter) I know what I am, son.I will miss all the people of Pawnee. But mostly, Ron Swanson.
- •Anyone want to go to JJ's for some after dinner omelettes?Bonus one because this list was hard to narrow down.
- •"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?"Suggested by @zoe