Lists My Family Would Make About Me
Inspired by @tatertotfreak
- •Times Jess ignored my texts/calls.Written by: Mom
- •Reasons we don't understand why Jess is a crazy Liberal.She's from Montana for goodness sakes.
- •Ways in which Jess acts like she is better than all of us, just because she's never been to jail.
- •Reasons why we think Jess is a lesbian.Written by: Mom & Grandma
- •Places we don't think Jess should live.Basically: anywhere she wants to.
- •Times we didn't tell Jess bad news, but still put it on Facebook for all to see.
- •Reasons Jess is the lamest person in the family.This one would also probably be about me being the only one not to go to jail.
- •Why Jess is my favorite sister.This would be written by my 7-year-old brother. He doesn't actually think I'm lame.
- •Things we just don't understand about that girl.This would be infinitely long.
- •Reasons we love Jess.Hopefully this would include more than just the free legal advice. ;)