God Forbid IT happens. But just incase, You can marry me & live here. And these are the reasons why this could be awesome for You.
  1. (DISCLAIMER) I made this Li.st in June of 2016, but never published it. I reconsidered because I didn't want to make it seem like some Goofy Canadian Chick was making fun of your Election. I didn't mean to make light of your plight/ situation. I wish you well. No disrespect intended. Much ❤️, Lorre.
  2. Alberta
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    You get to live here.
  3. Banff Alberta
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    And we are thisclose to this :
  4. I am Easy Going
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    Chill AF
  5. I have Great taste in Music
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  6. My Liquor shelf is always stocked.
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  7. I can cook.
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  8. Funny
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    My friends say I have a good sense of humour
  9. You can have your space
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  10. The Clichés
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    Health Care, hockey culture, poutine...
  11. Gay Marriage
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    Woman or Man, don't matter. I can marry both sexes legally here! (I am heterosexual woman but if you are kind enough & someone I could live with, I don't care if you are LBGT or a hetero man or woman.)
  12. You don't have to say You Love Me
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    I'm good thanks.
  13. Coffee Crisp
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    Best Chocolate Bars are everywhere.
  14. Wedding Presents
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    We'll make out like bandits in Wedding gifts! Haven't you always wanted a sterling silver gravy boat & a new 4 slice toaster?!?