MY DREAM JOBS
- •The person who names nail polish colors"You BLUE It", "Labia Pink", "Dark Green"
- •Person who gets to decide "Who Wore it Best"The skinner person always does, duh
- •Professional cocaine testerIt's a thankless job *nose starts bleeding*
- •Pun Headline writer for news storiesI'm quite "punny" ! See?!? HAHAHAHA
- •Professional Churro reviewerI'd be the authority on foods sold exclusively at theme parks
- •Person who massage therapists practice onI have more knots than your headphones
- •Eccentric billionaire*starts collecting urine in Gatorade bottles*