1. The bitch that's made out of elbows
    Both armrests are hers and she will urinate on them to ensure they stay that way.
  2. The human fart
    A gaseous, barely sentient being that brings his/her own atmosphere of flatulence. If they stop passing gas for even a second, they will suffocate and die
  3. President of Coughs
    He/she is on their way to a coughing convention and must rehearse as often and loudly as possible to overcome their fear of speaking/coughing in public.
  4. Inconsolable Baby
    No matter how hard you shake this infant, it won't stop crying
  5. Smelly Food Guy
    His mom made him a sandwich with eggs, onions, curry and seaweed and God damn it, he's gonna eat it!