PEOPLE FOUND ON AIRPLANES

  1. The bitch that's made out of elbows
    Both armrests are hers and she will urinate on them to ensure they stay that way.
  2. The human fart
    A gaseous, barely sentient being that brings his/her own atmosphere of flatulence. If they stop passing gas for even a second, they will suffocate and die
  3. President of Coughs
    He/she is on their way to a coughing convention and must rehearse as often and loudly as possible to overcome their fear of speaking/coughing in public.
  4. Inconsolable Baby
    No matter how hard you shake this infant, it won't stop crying
  5. Smelly Food Guy
    His mom made him a sandwich with eggs, onions, curry and seaweed and God damn it, he's gonna eat it!