PEOPLE FOUND ON AIRPLANES
- •The bitch that's made out of elbowsBoth armrests are hers and she will urinate on them to ensure they stay that way.
- •The human fartA gaseous, barely sentient being that brings his/her own atmosphere of flatulence. If they stop passing gas for even a second, they will suffocate and die
- •President of CoughsHe/she is on their way to a coughing convention and must rehearse as often and loudly as possible to overcome their fear of speaking/coughing in public.
- •Inconsolable BabyNo matter how hard you shake this infant, it won't stop crying
- •Smelly Food GuyHis mom made him a sandwich with eggs, onions, curry and seaweed and God damn it, he's gonna eat it!