THINGS THAT GET ME OFF

  1. Underage horses
    They never once said "no"
  2. Celebrity autopsy photos
    Pretty self explanatory
  3. Colonoscopy footage
    Normal anal doesn't do it for me anymore
  4. Civil war amputation photos
    I'd give and arm AND a leg....
  5. Good credit
    Oooo...high 700s...fuck yeah...don't stop