My Plans for the Day After the Presidential Election

  1. Disconnect from all media
  2. Spend time with pizza and vodka
  3. Maybe some chocolate cake. Cake is good.
  4. It's been awhile, but I might pull out the Barbies.
  5. Will I shower? I. Don't. Know.
  6. I'll create my own cocktail called "The Social Media." Basically it will be a mixture of everything in the pantry topped off with a large amount of bitters. And while I drink it, I'll yell incoherently at the neighbors.