1. Disconnect from all media
  2. Spend time with pizza and vodka
  3. Maybe some chocolate cake. Cake is good.
  4. It's been awhile, but I might pull out the Barbies.
  5. Will I shower? I. Don't. Know.
  6. I'll create my own cocktail called "The Social Media." Basically it will be a mixture of everything in the pantry topped off with a large amount of bitters. And while I drink it, I'll yell incoherently at the neighbors.
  7. Static