My Plans for the Day After the Presidential Election
- •Disconnect from all media
- •Spend time with pizza and vodka
- •Maybe some chocolate cake. Cake is good.
- •It's been awhile, but I might pull out the Barbies.
- •Will I shower? I. Don't. Know.
- •I'll create my own cocktail called "The Social Media." Basically it will be a mixture of everything in the pantry topped off with a large amount of bitters. And while I drink it, I'll yell incoherently at the neighbors.