That we ALWAYS break
  1. Don't pitch to your therapist.
  2. Don't blame the Network's promotional strategy.
  3. Don't blame your actors.
  4. Don't ever mention your Emmys.
  5. Don't tell a non-writer how much you make.
  6. Don't complain about your hours to an unemployed writer.
  7. Don't write at Starbucks.