Why I'm a Badass
- •I have never ever poked holes in a potato before baking it.Not afraid of exploding potatoes bitch.
- •Don't use coasters at my house.Rings on my coffee table fuck yah
- •Talk on my phone while pumping gas.How many people you know died from talking while pumping?
- •I do not stretch before working outStretching is bullshit. Ask any certified physiologist. Yoga is fun but also BS.
- •Water straight out of the faucetSuck it Brita
- •GMO everythingAnd vaccinate my kids.
- •One password for everything.If you know the name of my cat you can have all my data.