Thoughts Whilst Riding Metro Line in LA
Since the metro line is a relatively new contraption, there are enthusiastic announcements at every stop that make me want to 🙄🔫.
- •Why do we need a damn paragraph of an introduction for every stop?
- •When will the announcements stop being so boisterous?
- •Why can I still hear the announcements even though I have my music on top volume?
- •You shouldn't have worn that.
- •How come you don't have an iPhone in your hand? Highly suspect behavior.
- •Said non-iPhone holder looks strangely content and happy - almost in meditative state.
- •Maybe I should get off my iPhone and start meditating.
- •Why is everyone so big on meditation in LA?
- •I need a juice.
- •(Oh shit - meditation man just pulled out his iPhone and is now living his best life.)