Things to do while recovering from surgery

I'm 60 and had surgery and have to stay off my feet for 4-6 weeks. Since I'm not really in much pain, boredom is starting to creep in but I'm finding ways to entertain myself. Suggestions are welcome!
  1. Text boobs to everyone you know. Just say HEY LOOK, BOOBS! (.Y.)
  2. Then text bigger boobs to everyone you know. Just say HEY LOOK, BIGGER BOOBS! ( . Y . )
  3. Call, email, and text your adult children often, offering helpful advice on how they can improve their lives. If they have children, include a critique of their parenting skills.
  4. Take pictures of your hands doing cool things. I don't know what this is but I'm amazed by it.
  5. Put on your best shoes and admire the way they look on your feet while lying down.