1. NDP
    ...say they care about the 1200 missing and murdered indigenous women in Canada
  2. Conservatives
    ...encourage xenophobia and tax breaks for the rich
  3. Greens
    ...say they care about the environment
  4. Liberals
    ...say they care about the middle class and legalizing weed
  6. ...like all politicians, most of what they say during an election is complete bullshit
  7. ...so who the hell knows
  8. I hate elections.