How to make the BEST popcorn

  1. DON'T hit the popcorn button
    That shit don't work.
  2. Put it in for 2:46 seconds
    No kernels or your money back
  3. Eat the popcorn
  4. Watch a movie while eating said popcorn.
    Maybe watch Uncle Buck? I don't know.
  5. *OPTIONAL* put pepper on it
    Could be good. I love pepper.