- •Swimming in a pool of sour apple flavored waterAs long as it's not sticky
- •Interview Rod SerlingThe twilight zone guy
- •Work with a fashion designer to design the perfect shirt
- •Hug a grizzly bearOne that is less likely to fucking kill me
- •Go for a drive in an 18-wheeler truckOn an open road.
- •Wrestle a match with Randy SavageI'll work the whole match as a jobber I don't care. He can squash me in 3 minutes as long as I can take the elbow
- •Have a droid that's designed after me show up in Empire and replace Palpatine as the emperorSelf explanatory
- •Sex with Scarlet JohansenCan't help myself.