Reasons NOT to burn down your own house
Dude. You really shouldn't burn down your own house.
- •It's YOUR house.You'd have to be a pretty miserable piece of shit burn it down.
- •Your stuff is in thereAll of it. Like your Joe DiMaggio autographed commemorative plate. Oh and your computer! Also your family.
- •You probably only have oneI don't count your BS Florida timeshare. If you have a second, perfectly fine house to live in, then go ahead and burn it down.
- •What will the neighbors think?Hey bill, did you see that Nick burnt down his own house? Yeah, what a LOSER!
- •InsuranceThey might not dig you burning your own house down. You might be on your own with this one.
- •Arson chargesMaybe you know a guy at the precinct but they might not go for that. You might just go to jail.
- •What's wrong with youWhy are you contemplating burning down your own house you IDIOT, someone could get hurt!
- •DON'T BURN DOWN YOUR OWN HOUSE