Things to do whilst waiting

  1. Think
    Sitting and staring and thinking is a forgotten past time. I've thought about many profound things whilst waiting. I figured out why the moon landing was possible in 1959. It's literally just science and trajectory. There's almost no actual rocket science involved. It's easier than it seems!
  2. Sing
    🎶In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleep tonight🎶
  3. Hum
    🎶hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmmm🎶
  4. Whistle
    Sweet Georgia brown is a personal favorite of mine!
  5. Contemplate your revenge
    Ex boyfriend cheat on you? Bully at school still writing slut on your locker? Someone shot a Roman candle at you during the delivery of your first child? Think of ways to get back at those sorry sons of bitches!
  6. Make a li.st
    That's what I'm doing right now!
  7. Trigger your crippling anxiety
    Nothing passes the time quite like an anxiety attack!
  8. Take a Xanax and chill
    😎
  9. Wait for something else
    Download a movie with bad wifi or lean over with your tongue out and see how long it takes for a drop of spit to reach the floor.
  10. Give up on waiting and go home
    Why wait? Go home and take a nap or kill yourself.
  11. Waiting sucks :/