How to do Trainspotting

  1. Choose life
  2. Choose a job
  3. Choose a career
  4. Choose a fucking big television
  5. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers
  6. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance
  7. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments
  8. Choose a starter home
  9. Choose your friends
  10. Choose leisure way and matching luggage
  11. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics
  12. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
  13. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth
  14. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself
  15. Choose your future
  16. Choose life